File this particular brand of news underwop baba lumop a wap bam why though?Paramount isreportedlygearing up for a prequel toGrease, titledSummer Loving, which will assumedly work to answer age-old questions like “did you get very far?”, “like does he have a car?”, and “did she put up a fight?“Wow, that last one is extremely un-chill. 1978, man.

The studio has tappedJohn Augustto pen the script. The writer is a long-time collaborator ofTim Burton, starting with the script for 2003’sBig Fishand continuing on throughCharlie and the Chocolate Factory,Corpse Bride, andFrankenweenie. He also co-wrote both of the early-2000sCharlie’s Angelsfilms. August has two more high-profile projects just over the horizon; he co-wrote the script along withGuy Ritchiefor Disney’s upcoming live-action Aladdin movie and is one of five credited writers on theScary Stories to Tell in the Darkfilm.

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The original Grease—which itself was based on the 1971 musical byJim JacobsandWarren Casey—starredJohn TravoltaandOlivia Newton-Johnas a greaser named Danny and a brainy transfer student named Sandy who strike up a romance over one fateful summer; star-crossed high school lovers who literally rode a flying car into pop culture history. The film got a sequel (a superior film, fight me), but the original is still hanging around in one form or another. In 2016, Fox staged a live(!) performance of the musical starringAaron TveitandJulianne Houghin the two main roles.

No word yet on exactly how August plans to bring this story to life, but the way I see it we have three options here. 1) ARashomon-style contrasting story with both Danny and Sandy serving as unreliable narrators, 2) We do thisWet Hot American Summer: First Day of Campstyle and the original cast just returns without it ever being addressed, or 3) They just do a straight rom-com, in which case the only question is whether thatHe-Manmovie would conflict withNoah Centineoplaying Danny Zuko.

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